The game.
Artist | Hobbyist | Digital Art

United States

Your name is ELLI SOPER. Your real name is longer and more commonplace, and therefore UNPREFERRED. You reside in a suburb in a pseudo-desert valley along with your parents and COPIOUS NUMBERS OF SIBLINGS AND CATS. You often experience trouble determining which number pertains to siblings and which pertains to cats. Six and two. Two and six. Unless you count the strays. But now you're confusing yourself.

You spend your days involved with several forms of ARTISTRY. You dream of days in which you will impress all with your THEATRICAL PROWESS, but for now, you settle with occasionally pretending you are a BEAUTIFUL MAN. You also have a penchant for OBSESSIVE DRAWING, unless you are experiencing a stage of ARTISTS BLOCK, which has been plaguing you more often as of late. When it isn't you cycle between impressing yourself with sheer ARTISTIC PROWESS, remaining satisfied, and thoroughly detesting your style.

Your connections with the outside world and those who share your various and sometimes deep-set OBSESSIONS resides in your MEAN-SPIRITED LAPTOP COMPUTER. You have affectionately named this device CIELA. (You have an affinity for naming all specific devices that prove to be of good use to you.) CIELA, you are certain, can detect times of cruciality in the various messaging chats and wordy roleplays you participate in, and choose to take that time to OVERHEAT DRAMATICALLY. This tends to lead to you yelling VARIOUS INSULTS at your LAPTOP COMPUTER, which is silly because CIELA is not as sentient as you give her credit. Probably.

You have a SECRET WEAKNESS (that isn't very secret) for things CUTE and FLUFFY, be it clothes, kittens, or strawberry shortcake. You harbor a DEEP DISGUST for VEGETABLES and anything resembling them, but somehow manage to remain at a more-than-healthy weight due to a metabolism that renders you at the level of a HUMAN HOT-WATER BOTTLE.

Current Residence: The Land of Mountains and Mormons

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